1) When you are running and a woman passes you, resist the temptation to speed up and pass her, thereby avoiding cardiac arrest.
2) Never wear short shorts.
3) Jiggling love handles are not sexy, wear a shirt.
4) If you want flat feet and bad knees, go ahead and run on concrete in your Air Jordans.
5) Never be the guy that stands at the starting line for a 10K or longer race, starts the race by sprinting as fast as he can until after 300 yards or so, he is standing on the side of the road, puking his guts out.
6) Also, don't be the loudmouth that has to talk non-stop during the noon run with the fellas. Shut up! Nobody cares that you are the only person on the planet that knows what a derivitive is.
7) Face it, you're a runner, not a body builder, go easy on the weights and the protein shakes. You'll save a ton of money on protein shakes, gym memberships,steroids and muscle magazines.
8) Want to make friends at the races, bring beer, it's as simple as that.
9) Want to impress the women at the races? Either win an Olympic Gold Medal or better yet, don't talk about your races, ask about her race.
10) Shower, often. Yes, even more often than that.
2 comments:
This was just too funny!
Thanks, glad you liked it. Two more new posts and some minor changes in the template.
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